John's Game Reviews
PS2
Ratchet and Clank 3 : Up Your Arsenal
96%
This game has a Great story line, Amazing weapons, Brilliant Graphics, And is Extremely fun to play, A masterpiece! Two words 'BUY IT!'
Ratchet And Clank 2 : Locked And Loaded
93%
This Game has most of the qualities that the third one does but not a good weapons. But it is still great
Ratchet And Clank
91%
This game has poor weapons compared to the second and third, but the graphics are better. These three games are defiantly the best PS2 games!
Metal Arms
89%
This has a very well done story line but the hardness will defiantly frustrate you! Even on Easy mode it is very hard. If you like Easy games, keep well away from this game.
Sonic Heroes
83%
Sonic Heroes is an extremely fast game (not saying that it is Extremely Short or easy)! But it is very repetitive, the islands are the same, the music, the badies etc.
Klonoa : Lunateas Veil
89%
This a simple platformer, with colourful graphics, it is fun to play, but it is quite short.
SSX TRICKY
91%
This is a great snow boarding game, with lots of extreme tricks. This game will keep you entertained for a long time!
Grand Theft Auto : San Adreas
60%
Lots of people would be angry with score, but all this game really is, is a boring, repetitive, BAD graphic game. The graphics are the same as tomb raider 1, they do not move their mouths, their fingers are stuck together, things disappear over a certain range, I do not see what is so good about it!?
The Sims
74%
This game can and will get boring, with the limited amount of things you can buy and do, you would have done everything in about 1 day non-stop.
Bionicle
86%
Even though this game does not seem like one you would want to play, you might think different about it when you do. The game is not the longest game available and it would more likely be interesting for 10-12 year olds. The graphics of this game are not as good as they could have been, but the game play makes up for it, it is fun to play.
GAMECUBE
Metroid Prime 2 : Echoes
95%
This is a game with INCREDIABLE GRAPHICS!!!! It is very long and very hard. They could of put more weapons into it but that does not make a big difference. It looks absolutely incredible, and there's no slow down at all, despite the fact that the environments are huge and detailed. The action's varied, with a broad range of bosses, and the puzzles are mind-bending. One of the finest games you'll ever play on any system.
Mario Kart : Double Dash
93%
This is a very good game to play multiplayer in. You can race against each other, Race with each other and battle each other. It has very colourful graphics.
SSX3
90%
This game has very good graphics, and the tricks are breathe taking! It is simply amazing! Snow Board your way around one gigantic mountain, entering races or competing to show off your tricks. Complete all three peaks on the mountain and you will get the opportunity to spend 15-30 minutes sliding and tricking your way down the whole thing. The frame rate can be glitchy, and it's not quite as free roaming as it seems at first glance, but it's ultimately a superb, stunty, downhill racer.
Wario Ware INC : Mega Party Games
90%
A quickfire succession of hilarious five-second minigames are blasted at you and up to three friends. With tasks like nose picking, cat poking and banana peeling, it's wholeheartedly original, outlandishly quirky and good fun. What's more, because you can put in your own name and store your records, it handicaps experienced players so less able ones can play on a equal footing.
X BOX
Halo 2
95%
A beautifully well created game, the only let down are that the faces on the characters do not load up straight away. It is a bit repetitive though.
Armed And Dangerous
92%
The graphics in the cut scenes are extremely poor, but the funny story lines make up for it, the weapons are also very funny like the Land Shark Gun.
Sponge Bob Square Pants : The Movie
94%
The funny cartoon Character in 3-D, so tell me 'WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?
This is an extremely funny game, it is based on the film.
There are funny comments, but there are also annoying ones like when they keep talking about how manly they are!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
79%
This game has cartoony graphics and it is based on the T.V show. This game is very repetitive.
Blinx 2 : Masters Of Time & Space
89%
A great game while bright colourful graphics, where you can make your own cat and decide what he looks like, what he wears etc.