by John Michael Howe (14/12/2000)
One day on Christmas Eve many days into the future, children were snuggling into there cosy beds.
While in the North pole, Santa was loading all the toys into his red and blue sack. Santa didn't have any reindeers but he did have a slay but he did have a MEGA ULTRA SUPER TURBO JET SLAY.
Santa got into his slay and waited until 12:00, one more second to go and off he went. Because he went so fast his fake teeth flew out and his mouth stretched right back to his cheeks.
First stop Andy's house, down the chimney a robot pet bull dog chased him back up with a hurt botty!
Second stop Sarah's house, down the chimney and a living christmas tree fell on him. Santa couldn't take any more of this, so he asked his Elves (Ricky and Martin) to do the job.
10 hours later they finished the job but a little boy called Benjamin didn't get any presents so Santa had a long jog and went into his house and put the presents under Benjamin's christmas tree and jogged back to his house and said what a night.
HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!