by John Michael Howe (23/09/2001)
One day in Afghanistan ...
everybody had a weird feeling.
Back in Roswell in America some scientists had an email from some aliens in a different universe saying "We will help you".
A week later a giant bolt of thunder hit Afghanistan. Everybody looked up and saw a giant spaceship. A little laser gun popped out and started shooting the buildings that didn't work, so little alien spaceships came out and crashed into them - that caused a big boom !
Luckily the aliens had little ejector seats, so they popped out before the spaceship crashed, and then they teleported back into the spaceship.
Ten days later 20 buildings had been destroyed, and over 10,000 people had been captured !
Eleven days later all the buildings had been destroyed and everybody was captured.
The island then blew up !
The spaceship then flew to America, put everybody in jail and was flying to The White House where the boss alien met President George W. Bush and Tony Blair where he collected a billion pound cheque and a super gold medal !
The End